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We Are Made of Stardust Mimi Strong 9781484968048 Books

If you like a book filled with poorly worded sexual euphemisms and a weak plot line, then this is the book for you!

The main character referred to her vagina at one point as the "zesty taco zone." Seriously. I kid you not. Even if I had been enjoying Stardust up until this point, I still would have frowned in disgust and muttered, "Ewwww..." It's juvenile and makes me think that Peaches needs a round of antibiotics and to stay away from any guy's "hotdog stand" (another winner). Peaches also yells out, "f&%k my ass, you porn pony"....yeah...

All of the euphemisms for genitalia and sex read like a 14 year old boy wrote the book. We're all adults (presumably) reading adult fiction. You can call a penis a penis (or c*%k, d@#k, wang, dong, etc). Not everything needs to be innuendo, and stop having Peaches refer to her breasts as "peaches." We get it...she has big boobs and goes by Peaches...move on.

If you want a great read about a celebrity/average girl pairing, then read Love Unscripted, Relatively Famous, or Eversea. All three are written by talented writers.


Tags : We Are Made of Stardust [Mimi Strong] on Amazon.com. *FREE* shipping on qualifying offers. A sassy bookstore manager is pursued by a famous actor in this outrageous, funny, romantic book series. Peaches Monroe is a curvy young woman who always speaks her mind. She's working in her small town bookstore when a handsome dark-haired man comes running in,Mimi Strong,We Are Made of Stardust,CreateSpace Independent Publishing Platform,1484968042,FICTION Romance Contemporary

We Are Made of Stardust Mimi Strong 9781484968048 Books Reviews

After reading "The Return of Ursula (Peaches Monroe, Book 4), a short story in an anthology of comedic romantic tales, I eagerly downloaded this book. The vibrant funny Peaches in the short story enchanted me. Her movie star husband, Dalton, had me salivating. I could not resist learning how these two people whose pasts and characters seemed so different could become a loving, loyal couple. This book did not answer my questions. Instead, it only served as a cliffhanger and an enticement for readers to purchase more books in this series. I have purchased some series in the past. However, each book in the series must provide closure on some plot devices; while developing interest in new ones. I did not find this in this book. So, I will not be purchasing the sequels!
Had to stop halfway through. No plot. Not enough substance to hold my interest. Seemed to me a book focused on sex,but unfortunately even that was vulgar and boring in the narrative.
Though there was much snarky humor in this book, I found it to be, well, rather boring. I had the distinct impression that the author only had 2 methods to keep readers interested humor and lots of sex. The book also ended on a cliff hanger so in my opinion, 3 strikes and you're out. Definitely would not recommend this book.
First of all, I wholeheartedly agree with all the users complaining about the juvenile language in this book. I cringed heavily at "zesty taco" and was 1000% done at "hot dog stand". Also was not a fan of how every other word was "curves". I think I saw that word about 6 or seven times before I put the book down, and I doubt I'd even finished 20 pages. I get it. It's a BIG GIRL story. But if the author's target audience can't pick that up without throwing in "Curvy" every five seconds or comparing food to erogenous zones, is this really the sort of book that YOU want to be reading?

Language aside, the pacing was a mess! Within a few short paragraphs, the main love interest had already (literally) run into the protagonist and they were feeling up each other's bits, sparks flew, yadda yadda, tropes. Then some immature toilet humor, a potential Bitchy Attractive Rival, then they're suddenly attending a wedding together and he's dropping hints that he's her soon-to-be boyfriend. All in the same chapter, and in what I would guess to be less than 600 words. If those numbers don't make you cringe, they should. Especially considering that 6 of those were "zesty taco zone" and "hot dog stand" and another 6 at least were "curves" or "curvy".

Trust me, you do not need this book, even though it was free. Life is too short to waste on crap books.
This might be a very funny book, but there is no real ending & really no plot line to speak of, either. Truthfully....if you eliminated all the bedroom scenes, the book would have been only about 15 pages long. What bothered me most of all; is that the author intentionally left the final scene open ended, in order to tease the reader into purchasing the next book in the series. I really despise that tactic immensely, so won't be reading anything else by this author after that.

I will NOT be recommending this book to anyone!
If I had known the darn thing wasn't a complete story I would never have started reading it. I hate the way some people try to rope you in.
If you like a book filled with poorly worded sexual euphemisms and a weak plot line, then this is the book for you!

The main character referred to her vagina at one point as the "zesty taco zone." Seriously. I kid you not. Even if I had been enjoying Stardust up until this point, I still would have frowned in disgust and muttered, "Ewwww..." It's juvenile and makes me think that Peaches needs a round of antibiotics and to stay away from any guy's "hotdog stand" (another winner). Peaches also yells out, "f&%k my ass, you porn pony"....yeah...

All of the euphemisms for genitalia and sex read like a 14 year old boy wrote the book. We're all adults (presumably) reading adult fiction. You can call a penis a penis (or c*%k, d@#k, wang, dong, etc). Not everything needs to be innuendo, and stop having Peaches refer to her breasts as "peaches." We get it...she has big boobs and goes by Peaches...move on.

If you want a great read about a celebrity/average girl pairing, then read Love Unscripted, Relatively Famous, or Eversea. All three are written by talented writers.